Wednesday Kitchen Funny

I always have issues in ordering my pizza’s from this Take and Bake place.
It is always wrong!
I might use these top tens the next time they mess up and they might even get it right!

The Top 10 Alternative Ways To Order Pizza:

10. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
9. Get taker’s name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, “This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (name).” Then hang up.
8. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
7. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
6. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
5. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
4. Tell the order taker you’re depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
3. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
2. Have your pizza “shaken, not stirred.”
… and the Number 1 Alternative Way To Order Pizza:
1. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you’re going with the lowest bidder.

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